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[ilqaras]

"I apologise for missing you. Leave a message, and I will get back to you at my earliest convenience."

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[judgementor]

You can think of it as a date, if you like.

[ilqaras]

Ah, so that's what you would call it.

[clearly, he hasn't been on many to know what it would be]

Admittedly, I've not gone on many dates to know when I'm being asked to go on one.

[judgementor]

Does knowing my intention change your answer?

[ilqaras]

Not in the slightest. I would be more than delighted to go on a date with you. Do you have a specific day you'd like to go?

[judgementor]

I'm sure I can spare any evening. You must be busy with your shop.

[ilqaras]

If you think I wouldn't work around my own schedule to make time for you, you would be mistaken.

[judgementor]

Then you're determined to leave the choice up to me, then? I thought I might have finally been able to back you into making a decision about something.

[ilqaras]

You were the one to ask me, after all, so I figured you'd want to take the helm on this one.

[is he being cheeky? he absolutely is]

However, if you truly would like me to pick a day, would you like to have dinner at the end of the week?

[judgementor]

Nothing would bring me more pleasure.

[ilqaras]

Oh? Absolutely nothing else would?

[judgementor]

When you put it like that, I'm sure I could think of a few things.

[ilqaras]

Please, do tell. Perhaps I could indulge you.

[judgementor]

You'll find out once we're done with dinner.

[ilqaras]

What, not even a hint? You truly are a tease.

[judgementor]

I'd prefer you to be able to concentrate on the meal rather than being distracted with the thought of what I intend to do with you afterwards.

[ilqaras]

Do you think me so one track minded? I'm hurt.

[judgementor]

I think you like my cock in your ass too much to be able to keep your mind off it if you know too much about my plans.

[ilqaras]

How crass.

And while I do enjoy it, I think I can keep my attention on the other parts of you for an evening. Do you not think that now you've put the idea in my head, that I would not be thinking about it either way?

[judgementor]

Hmm. That sounds like a you problem.

[ilqaras]

I think you mean an "us" problem. Don't think you've not had a part in this. You should take onus for your words.

[judgementor]

And I shall.

After dinner.

[ilqaras]

Which means I now have to wait until the end of the week. You are a terrible tease, and I'm not sure why I'm so fond of you.

[judgementor]

Really? You can't think of any reason at all?

[ilqaras]

Hm, I may have to think long and hard about it.

[judgementor]

I suppose I could start to talk about you instead.